2 Very Important Lists.

A List Of Things That Scare Me...

Flesh Eating Bacteria
"Greys" / Alien Abduction
Ghosts
Shark/ Alligator attacks
Snakes Going Into Your Mouth or Anus
Jail time
Rejection
Isolation
The Ocean
Kidney Stones
Bowel Blockage
Morbid Obesity
Heart Attacks
Really Bad Car Accidents
Strokes
Zombies
Spider bites
Bad Breath


A List Of Things That DO NOT Scare Me...
(But that used to).

Clowns
The Millenium Bug
Nostradamus
Terrorist Attacks
End of the World Prophecies
Atomic War
Old Churches or Graveyards
God
Dogs
Muggers
Roller Coasters
Black People
Serial Killers
Being in a Dark Place
That Ring of Light that Sometimes Surrounds the Moon
Anything Living in My Closet
Being Fired From A Job
Dancing In Public
Movie Monsters
Homeless People
Sex
New York City



Jesus! They're looking right at you! Run Away! Run Away! Flee! Flee!